I just ordered a gas powered AK-47 pellet gun. I hope it arrives in time for the family gathering on Christmas. I plan to waltz in with the following in hand or on my person: boots, boxers, whiskey, sunglasses, air-rifle. That should make a great impression. Hopefully I will have taken enough Benzos that I will make some poor choices, in slow-motion. Maybe I'll open fire at the Turkey. The pellets aren't made of lead, so who cares, right?
Happy holidays, shitheads.
2 comments:
Phriend - this is better than Boyd.
Phriend - this is better than Boyd.
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